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Genie in a Bottle

Just in case I happen upon a bottle in the sand while in Galveston next week for Christine and Mike's wedding and a genie pops out to grant my three wishes, I decided to go ahead and have them ready. They are as follows:

The ability to control my fertility and weight (technically this should probably be two wishes, but since this is my fantasy, it counts as one)
Enough money so that the only job I ever have to have is professional poker player and so, if I don't win very much, I don't have to worry about it
A man with the following qualities: tall (6'1" would be ideal), good looking, smart, interesting, and kind

Now all I have to do is find that damn bottle and I'm set.

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Comments

If you find one, after you make your very good wishes, toss it my way. ;) Wouldn't it be nice if such a thing as a genie bottle existed, though? I can think of lots of wishes.

Have a great time in Galveston!

.: Lisa said on May 22, 2004 08:51 AM :: link it :.

How come its always either one or three wishes? Never two. Never four. Never more than that.

Limited range of options these genies have.

.: alex said on May 22, 2004 10:10 AM :: link it :.

You forgot a man who can make you laugh!!

.: Junebugg said on May 22, 2004 02:26 PM :: link it :.

*hee* you know, I'll finish off this bottle of wine here, and if there's a genie in the bottom, he's all yours. :-) yeah - that's it. that's why I need to drink all the wine - for kymberlie. That's what I'll tell Jay. ;-)

(I think you're beautiful and amazing the way you are, girlie. And I'm certain Jay'd be right there with you on that second wish! :-))

.: erika said on May 23, 2004 07:32 PM :: link it :.

Galveston has a lot of bottles on it's sandy shores. Choose yours wisely ;-)

Have fun darl'n !

.: irfan said on May 24, 2004 02:44 PM :: link it :.

oh, miss kymberlie.. I can't believe I'm coming to Houston and I'm not going to meet you :( but have a wonderful time this weekend and we should definitely try to meet soon! xox

.: ericalynn said on May 25, 2004 09:54 AM :: link it :.

You just need two wishes. Get the first two taken care of and I'll bring you the third...
Or work on the third first...

.: Gary LaPointe said on May 27, 2004 07:02 PM :: link it :.

You're too early! Come back at May 22, 2004 06:05 AM to see this post.

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