Blondie
One blonde asks another blonde, "Which do you think is farther from here - London or the Moon?"
The other blonde replies, "Helloooo. Can you see London from here?"
Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress!
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tee hee. :-)
Posted by erika at October 16, 2004 07:13 PM
Heh. :P
Posted by Rain at October 16, 2004 08:13 PM
Nice one... I can just hear the drumsnare at the end of the punchline.
Posted by Stories of X at October 16, 2004 09:59 PM
LOL
Posted by Deb at October 19, 2004 05:11 PM
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I'm a Cool Cat, Yo.
Mac has this theory that everyone listens to at least one band that they think makes them cool.
She's proposed that everyone makes a top five "you must be cool if you like these songs" list and post the songs on their blog so you can make a "Cool Blogger" playlist and rock out to the tunes that your fellow bloggers think make them a bad ass. I personally think I'm a cool (even if geeky) person, so I had lots of bands that I wanted to use. Since we're limited to five, though, here's the one's I chose:
The Dining Rooms - Verso Il Sole
Jill Scott - The Way
Llorca - The End (Hepop Original)
Naomi - Zero Zero One
Nina Simone - Feelin' Good (Joe Claussell Remix)
(Please, right click and "Save As." Don't be an ass and direct link.)
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Well, since I know I am the antithesis of cool I will just observe what y'all pick. :)
Posted by kdeweb at October 15, 2004 03:33 AM
oooooh Nina Simone is definitely one of mine. I love "put a little sugar in my bowl."
Posted by lauren at October 15, 2004 09:31 AM
I actually agree with that. I know that all my friends THINK they are cool by the music they play in their car.
Posted by cigars at October 16, 2004 08:57 PM
ooo... ooo... must inlcude myself in this... I shall subscribe so I can come back and add to the mix when I'm back in mine own town!
Posted by amancay at October 19, 2004 09:40 PM
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Now, How About a Free Desktop PC or Designer Handbag?
I figured that since I had such good luck getting a free iPod and I'm really close to getting a free flat screen television too, I might as well sign up for a free desktop PC and a free designer handbag (I picked the Prada Mini Hobo, though they also have the Burberry Novacheck Minisling, the Coach Signature Demi Pouch, and the Kate Spade Pia Pochette).
If you haven't signed up for that, please feel free to use my link. I love my computer, but it's having issues and replacing it wouldn't be a bad idea. I personally signed up for the Ancestry trial since it's got a two week trial period before you get charged and you're credited instantly for the offer.
Do not post your own referrals links here! I will delete them. If you want your link added, go here and follow the instructions.
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Ok, so I used your referral link to sign up for an an account, and I signed up for my free trial at stamps.com. Did this help you in some way? I hope so! I posted my referral link on my blog - I wonder how successful I'll be? :)
Posted by Trinity at October 14, 2004 09:08 PM
I tried to help out, but I can't do it. On the handbag deal, I didn't like any of the offers, and it won't accept my address for the TV of computer. It says my town and/or zip don't exist.
Posted by NinaKaye at October 20, 2004 09:34 PM
There used to be a company called FreePC.com that gave away desktop computers. I actually got one from them; the catch was that you had to agree to have part of the monitor real-estate taken up with their ads. The ads weren't TOO obnoxious, but after a few months they started flickering and doing all kinds of weird things. Eventually the company went under (it was a product of the dot-com boom, and then it went bust) and all their free PC recipients got a letter saying that we could keep the computer because they couldn't afford to pay for shipping to have the machines returned to them. They also provided us with instructions for removing the ads. It's worked pretty well ever since! (It's old now, but it still runs.)
Posted by Meredith at November 1, 2004 10:40 AM
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Sonic or Vamp?
I finally decided which case I want to get for my iPod - an iSkin eVo2. The only problem is that I can't decide which color I want. I really like most of them, but I've got it narrowed down to two finalists. I may or may not take y'all's advice, but I'm curious to see which one people like better.
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purple is my favorite color, so I chose vamp.
Posted by kdeweb at October 14, 2004 02:06 PM
I'll repeat myself. Vamp is so you...
Posted by KB at October 14, 2004 04:44 PM
I went for vamp... and since we don't ever actually interact face-to-face... I vote you do too!
Posted by amancay at October 14, 2004 04:55 PM
Nice site! The editors at the ZZ News Portal occasionally scan the web manually for content and we came across your weblog today. We would like to invite you to add your site's url to our portal as your material and your site appears interesting to us and aligned with our readership. If you are interested you can find further information at the ZZ OpenRing and at ZardozZ regarding our OpenRing Culture. Hope you'll join us... P.S. We like iPods too... cleaver poll!
Posted by Z. Z. Bachman at October 14, 2004 06:24 PM
Definitely the Vamp color. It glows! And I think the purple is really pretty and would match your skin ;)
Posted by Liv at October 14, 2004 10:47 PM
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Hi. My Name's Kymberlie and I'm a TiVotee.
I've mentioned my love and devotion for TiVo many, many times on this site (Seriously, it's the best invention ever. If you don't own one, you definitely need to buy yourself one).
Kevin went one step further with this love and created some nifty buttons that you can put on your site to show that you too are a TiVotee.
Btw, if you don't already own a TiVo, now's a great time to buy one. Right now you can get a forty hour box for less than $80 after mail-in rebate at Amazon.
If you do buy one, please be sure to use kymberlie@neuroticfishbowl.com as your referral when you active your service. I only need four more referrals before I can get a free box.
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You just have the in on all the good deals. I just might have to get one of these. If I do, I will use you as a referral.
Posted by kdeweb at October 12, 2004 04:35 PM
So did you catch up on your sleep yet? *grin* I'm dying to see your photos!
Posted by mac at October 12, 2004 09:20 PM
we just got a DVR box through Time Warner. only $6.95 more a month that we were paying for regular digital cable. it's very nice!
Posted by girl at October 12, 2004 11:17 PM
Oh my gods! I just got TiVo this past Friday and it is amazing!!!!!
Posted by Kelly at October 12, 2004 11:27 PM
i finally got my TiVo replaced and it's working fine. i have to return the dud on Friday. i'm considering a 2nd one downstairs for Tom's shows. the 40-hour one is good enough for him. plus, i can get him to record Lost (on ABC) since it comes on at the same time as Smallville. new episode tonight!!! (i'll use you as a referal if we decide to get another one.)
Posted by chattykathy at October 13, 2004 04:39 PM
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