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I Am Cornholio! I Need TP For My Bunghole!
I wrote earlier about commercials that I like, so now let me tell you about a commercial that bothers me and one that kind of cracks me up.
Remember those Burger King commercials where the guy wakes up and someone in the Burger King outfit is in bed with him? And I think there was one where the King was hiding in the bushes outside someone's house. Very creepy. I would totally have run screaming from that house.
So, Burger King's latest thing is this made-up band, Coq Roq, to sell their new chicken fries. Apparently, I have the mind of a twelve year boy, because seeing "coq" on the tv makes me giggle like Beavis and Butthead. I do the same thing with the word Bangkok. Twelve year old boy mentality, yo.
In honor of that, enjoy the next download.
This is one of forty-eight posts that I am making, every half hour for twenty-four hour straight, to raise money for Heifer International by participating in this year's Blogathon. Please sponsor me if you can.
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Comments
Well dude I mean cmon coq. I mean wtf. It's coq after all. Sheesh. Im a laffing it up right now.
.: LittleKenny said on August 6, 2005 11:49 PM :: link it :.This cracks me up - I have a friend that always says the reason I dress the way I do is because I have an inner 12 year old boy that likes to come out every once in a while (please, no snickering...::laugh-snort::)
.: Jamie said on August 7, 2005 12:21 AM :: link it :.} else { ?>
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