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All Hail The Power of My Cleavage!
This past Friday was the latest Tiara Happy Hour (or Festivus Tiara, if you will). It was, as always, a ton of fun and I even brought Jay Lee (one of the hosts of KPFT's radio show Technology Bytes) along (after meeting up with him at Sambuca's for a few martinis first of course).
It was especially fun to visit with all the girls again that I so rarely get to see (Syd, Jen, girl, Pat, and Carmen). There was, however, this distraction that had us all (well, at least me) mesmerized - girl's boobs.
Turns out that she'd bought one of Lane Bryant's new Cacique Sensual Curves cotton cleavage-enhancing bras. These things are marvels of modern engineering, if you ask me. It definitely makes the cleavage most impressive.
I found myself at the mall Sunday after a delicious steak lunch with my family (Mmmmm. Steak.) and headed over to try one of those babies out.
Oh. My. God. My cleavage is amazing. I feel like I've acquired a new superpower (BoobGirl has a certain ring to it). I wore it out tonight in one of the new tops that I'd picked up (good thing I finally got a job since I just spent a big portion of my paycheck on Christmas sales. Really, though, I swear most of it was incredible deals that just couldn't be passed up with the exception of all the money I blew on MAC make-up. How come I can never get the stuff to look as good on me as when the cosmetic lady applies it? I swear, I must have missed girl class in school. Anyone really good at teaching someone how to apply make-up? I need help!).
As I was saying, I wore it out tonight and the consensus from Katie, Gil and Irfan was that my tatas (as Katie calls them) were awesome.
Girls, run to Lane Bryant and get one of these now. They're only $29.50 and then you get a second one for half price. It's a steal and you'll thank me for it once everyone begins paying homage to your cleavage.
(I just noticed that this paragraph has almost as many parentheses as an early Stephen King novel. Wonder if it's me paying subliminal homage to him.)
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Comments
I LOVE those bras! I got two of them back in November, and they make my boobs look great! I'm a DD, but I also have a large ribcage, so I don't have cleavage naturally. I'm hoping that Santa brings me a couple more of these...
.: amber said on December 21, 2004 07:31 AM :: link it :.As a nice man, I am willing to buy dozens for everyone! LOL
.: Jay said on December 21, 2004 08:33 AM :: link it :.I told you! yay boobies!
.: girl said on December 21, 2004 09:23 AM :: link it :.I'm writing the name of that bra down. Then as soon as I find a Lane Bryant store (since the one nearest here closed) I'm buying one!
.: NinaKaye said on December 21, 2004 09:29 AM :: link it :.You know, I've been needing to go bra-shopping lately, maybe I'll have to try them out. I've been eyeing them, but I haven't taken the plunge yet. Maybe I will this week :)
.: Alison said on December 21, 2004 10:25 AM :: link it :.Ohhh, I want one now! And I've been meaning to get some new bras, so I do believe I'll head for Lane Bryant next time i'm in the mall!! :) Thanks for the suggestion!!!
.: kristine said on December 21, 2004 01:24 PM :: link it :.How comfortable is it? I buy my bras from Lane Bryant, but have shied away from underwires because they hurt my boobies too much. I always buy these bras, and I love them.
But if this bra is comfy enough, I might get a couple for wearing with certain outfits. Thanks for the info! :-)
.: Christine said on December 21, 2004 07:36 PM :: link it :.Are we to just take your word for this? Iiiiiii think not.
Photos young lady, photos.
.: PromoGuy said on December 22, 2004 07:45 AM :: link it :.Christine, let me put it this way. they're a hell of a lot more comfortable than your standard push up bra. I never had to worry about bending over and having my tatas fall out either like I usually feel like in low plunge bras.
and promoguy - let your fingers do the walking, man. :P
.: girl said on December 22, 2004 05:02 PM :: link it :.Man, it's like I wasn't even there. I see how it is. Fine. ;)
I think it was just you that was mesmerized with Girl's boobage. Every time you said something, the rest of us groaned and said, "again! with the boobs!" Yeah, you. Not all of us. I am amused...
I've offered you girly makeup classes. You never showed up for them. Really, it's not that hard. The right colors and the right foundation (liquid, with powder) play a big roll...
.: Christine said on December 22, 2004 09:13 PM :: link it :.You're too early! Come back at December 21, 2004 03:01 AM to see this post.
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