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Like My Body?
I never watch award shows, those watching the American Music Awards last night got to see Anna Nicole Smith introduce rapper Kanye West smashed out of her gourd.
Luckily, thanks to the Internet, you can watch it here. Apparently she flubbed her lines because of bad eyesight not because she was drunk or on drugs. Yeah, I talk like that when I don't have my contacts in too.
And after a bottle of vodka.
(Link courtesy of Mac.)
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I love it - it's freakin genius!
.: eve said on November 16, 2004 11:49 PM :: link it :.you know you're life's in the gutter when jenny mccarthy makes fun of you!!
.: Texas Gurl said on November 17, 2004 02:25 AM :: link it :.I was looking all over for the video clip. OMG to damn funny. What a messed up woman, not the first time either. She can get so whacked out. Truely funny.
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