« Pilates |
Main Index
| #48D1CC »
comments | incoming pings | outgoing pings
if (time() > strtotime ("December 1, 2003 10:41 PM")) { ?>
"Your Daughter?"
My mom told everyone at work that I'm now single, to which one of the guys goes, "Your daughter's single? My divorce is final this month!" Heh.
.: Posted December 1, 2003 10:41 PM in $entry_cats="Fish Tales, ";print substr($entry_cats, 0, -2); ?> :.$blogid = "1"; //replace this with the blog_id of your blog $entry_id = "2532"; $pingcount = mysql_query("SELECT p.tbping_blog_id, t.trackback_entry_id FROM mt_tbping p, mt_trackback t WHERE (p.tbping_blog_id = $blogid) and (t.trackback_entry_id = $entry_id) and (t.trackback_id = p.tbping_tb_id)"); $count = mysql_num_rows($pingcount); echo ""; echo "Trackbacks on this post: ", $count, ""; $pingarray = "SELECT p.tbping_source_url, p.tbping_blog_name, p.tbping_created_on, p.tbping_excerpt, p.tbping_tb_id, t.trackback_id, t.trackback_entry_id FROM mt_tbping p, mt_trackback t WHERE (p.tbping_blog_id = $blogid) and (t.trackback_entry_id = $entry_id) and (t.trackback_id = p.tbping_tb_id)"; $resultping = mysql_query($pingarray) or die (mysql_error()); while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($resultping)) { //set up the variables being used - the date can be configured below $url = ($row['tbping_source_url']); $blog = ($row['tbping_blog_name']); $date = date("F d, Y g:i A", strtotime($row['tbping_created_on'])); $excerpt = ($row['tbping_excerpt']); echo "
", $excerpt, "
Ping this post
http://www.neuroticfishbowl.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/1794
$pingsent = "SELECT entry_pinged_urls FROM mt_entry WHERE $entry_id = entry_id and entry_pinged_urls !=\"\""; $pingsentcountresult = mysql_query($pingsent) or die (mysql_error()); $pingsentcountarray = mysql_fetch_row($pingsentcountresult); $pingsentcounts=explode("\n", $pingsentcountarray[0]); ?> if (!is_array($pingsentcountarray)) { echo "No URLs Pinged"; } else { $pingsentcount = count($pingsentcounts); if ($pingsentcount=="1") { echo $pingsentcount, " URL Pinged:";} else {echo "URLs Pinged: ", $pingsentcount;} } ?>
"..."
Comments
Hahaha leave it to moms to start looking for our next boyfriends or husbands before the sheets have even gotten cold. Your mom is like mine. Mine is still searching for my next husband. The funny thing is, she's in Maine, I'm in FLA...lmao
.: kat said on December 1, 2003 10:55 PM :: link it :.crikey!
.: erin said on December 1, 2003 11:24 PM :: link it :.always good to get a little boost yer ego up quotable, huh!? good stuffs!
.: amancay said on December 2, 2003 03:08 AM :: link it :.Go Mom!
.: daisy said on December 2, 2003 08:22 AM :: link it :.Eek... talk about anxious! RUN!
.: emily said on December 2, 2003 09:47 AM :: link it :.is he balding, hairy back, wear a gold chain and leisure suit? 'cause that there's a real catch.
.: tj said on December 2, 2003 10:16 AM :: link it :.Run!! Run FAST! I went through one of those. It was the worst time of my life.
.: Ash said on December 2, 2003 11:38 AM :: link it :.egads tell the dude to let the ink dry first!
.: Susan said on December 2, 2003 10:39 PM :: link it :.heheheh Thankfully, I haven't had to go through that in a while. Though when my mother was working as a bookkeeper at a local cable company, and I was going through my break-up with my ex-husband, all of the guys she worked with seemed to share the same thought. I feel for you.
.: amber said on December 3, 2003 08:26 AM :: link it :.Irk...I agree. RUN!! My last was coming out of a marriage and without getting too graphic let me just say it did not go well...mostly thanks to his ex (oh, and I give him equal blame as her)!!
.: MishMish said on December 3, 2003 11:21 AM :: link it :.} else { ?>
You're too early! Come back at December 1, 2003 10:41 PM to see this post.>
} ?>
Post a comment
{HTML ok, IP address logged}
Enter e-mail address to subscribe/unsubscribe to comments on this post without having to post a comment:
Subscribe to post
Unsubscribe to post
E-mail:
(e-mail field must be filled in) -->
* Please note: Comments that are inappropriate
will be deleted - mean, spiteful, rude comments. Don't let that stop
you from posting comments. Just wanted to let you know the rules of
the house.