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Oh, Ms. McBoink...
This post by Camille reminded me of an amusing story about the last Sephora catalog I received. It came addressed to Kymberlick McBoink. They must think I'm a p0rn star!
$blogid = "1"; //replace this with the blog_id of your blog $entry_id = "2157"; $pingcount = mysql_query("SELECT p.tbping_blog_id, t.trackback_entry_id FROM mt_tbping p, mt_trackback t WHERE (p.tbping_blog_id = $blogid) and (t.trackback_entry_id = $entry_id) and (t.trackback_id = p.tbping_tb_id)"); $count = mysql_num_rows($pingcount); echo ""; echo "Trackbacks on this post: ", $count, ""; $pingarray = "SELECT p.tbping_source_url, p.tbping_blog_name, p.tbping_created_on, p.tbping_excerpt, p.tbping_tb_id, t.trackback_id, t.trackback_entry_id FROM mt_tbping p, mt_trackback t WHERE (p.tbping_blog_id = $blogid) and (t.trackback_entry_id = $entry_id) and (t.trackback_id = p.tbping_tb_id)"; $resultping = mysql_query($pingarray) or die (mysql_error()); while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($resultping)) { //set up the variables being used - the date can be configured below $url = ($row['tbping_source_url']); $blog = ($row['tbping_blog_name']); $date = date("F d, Y g:i A", strtotime($row['tbping_created_on'])); $excerpt = ($row['tbping_excerpt']); echo "
", $excerpt, "
Ping this post
http://www.neuroticfishbowl.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/1419
$pingsent = "SELECT entry_pinged_urls FROM mt_entry WHERE $entry_id = entry_id and entry_pinged_urls !=\"\""; $pingsentcountresult = mysql_query($pingsent) or die (mysql_error()); $pingsentcountarray = mysql_fetch_row($pingsentcountresult); $pingsentcounts=explode("\n", $pingsentcountarray[0]); ?> if (!is_array($pingsentcountarray)) { echo "No URLs Pinged"; } else { $pingsentcount = count($pingsentcounts); if ($pingsentcount=="1") { echo $pingsentcount, " URL Pinged:";} else {echo "URLs Pinged: ", $pingsentcount;} } ?>
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hahah i had a friend in university whose last name was Pincock; they once got junk mail addressed to Pin Cock.
.: Patty said on April 11, 2003 12:48 PM :: link it :.ROFL!!! I'd tell you some of the misnomer stories I've heard, but this one beats all of them!
.: Babz said on April 11, 2003 05:45 PM :: link it :.LOL! :D
.: kim said on April 11, 2003 10:21 PM :: link it :.hi dearest... please Visit my Website-Weblog and please Give me a Link in your Web... tx and byeee...
best regards for you : Ramin HaCkEr
LOL That Is Funny! :D
.: witchy said on April 12, 2003 03:55 PM :: link it :.McBoink? Too funny!
.: gingersmack said on April 12, 2003 09:37 PM :: link it :.You mean you don't do aliases like that on purpose? I do just so I can see how much junk mail I get for signing up from stuff. One name was Eparentsmag and I started receiving tons of junk mail addressed to that person so I knew exactly who started it. Of course with a name like McBoink, I wondered what you were signing up for. ; )
.: EC said on April 13, 2003 03:14 AM :: link it :.} else { ?>
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