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An Open Letter

To the Stupid Bitch That Was Driving the Explorer At My Gym:

I know it's too much to ask that you look behind you when you back out of a space in your behemoth vehicle, so I watched and stopped far short of you since you weren't going to see me. However, I don't think it's too much that when I am driving through the parking lot and have the right of way that you don't suddenly decide to pull in front of me. You saw me coming and you knew I had right of way. Damn straight if you do something like that I'm going to honk at you and raise my hands in a "WTF are you doing?" gesture. Obviously, though, you are the only person on the road that matters since I watched you making lane changes all over the place without your blinkers. I'd wish that you would get in a wreck, but in your car, all you'd do is total someone else's. So here's wishing that you have a shitty day tomorrow and learn how to drive, you idiot.

Sincerely,

Kymberlie, the girl in the Miata that you obviously could have given a damn about running over

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you tell em girlfriend :)

.: gnome-girl said on May 8, 2002 09:42 PM :: link it :.

I am the WORST about giving looks and gestures when f*cktards out there do crap like that. Todd is convinced I'm going to get shot for it one day. You GO!

.: robyn said on May 9, 2002 02:08 AM :: link it :.

nicely said...

.: julie said on May 9, 2002 02:32 AM :: link it :.

Miss Bitch would fit in very well around here...sounds like your typical Masshole Driver!

Maybe she'll drive around a curve in the road too fast, and roll over...we can always hope!

.: Christine said on May 9, 2002 08:48 AM :: link it :.

People are getting worse and worse these days, I am glad that you weren't hurt by the silly b*tch. Hopefully, no ever will be.

.: twitchy said on May 9, 2002 09:36 AM :: link it :.

too funny... i just came from Erika's site, and she was bitching about SUV drivers too. SUV drivers, admit it... you only bought the damned thing because you drive like shit, you don't care about anyone else on the road, and you want to bully people around. ha fucking ha when you go to the gas station and you spend $40 to fill your tank.

.: mikey said on May 9, 2002 05:15 PM :: link it :.

you know, that is so true. and it's not just SUV's either. whenever you see someone cut you off or swerve into your lane a little (and of course, you don't have your horn reflex turned on) which causes you to swerve into the other lane (that could cause another accident), then you watch them weave in and out without their blinker and then in the end, you're side-by-side at the stop light and they didn't get any farther and just look so stupid.

.: Kathy said on May 9, 2002 09:39 PM :: link it :.

You're too early! Come back at May 8, 2002 08:23 PM to see this post.

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