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As Easy As Shaving Your Cat's Ass
My friend Tod at the office was talking to one of his friends about the new operating system for Macs, the OS X. His buddy asked him what he thought of it. Tod doesn't like the new OS (thinks it's difficult to use, etc.) and said, "It's as easy as shaving your cat's ass." (Think about it. It would be hard to shave a cat's ass.) His buddy cracked up and Tod memoralized the phrase by making this spiffy desktop. I have it on my desktop at work. Feel free to make it your own!
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You're probably saying to yourself "That crazy File13 guy can't come up with a comeback to this one, I bet. He's done for. He's through."
Nope.
Our fattest cat needs her ass shaved every so often because, well, very fat cats can't quite attend to a comprehensive grooming regimen. The vet/groomer wind up doing this as a team. One holds the chunkbucket down, the other lifts up the tail and quickly runs the clippers in a single stroke.
TMI, I'm sure, but it's just another ugly part of reality when you can't keep Kitty from hitting the feedbag too much.
.: file13 said on April 9, 2002 09:43 AM :: link it :.Oh my gosh! I am so relieved to hear other people have done this! My cat is young but has a HUGE belly - she can't seem to reach her "back end". My husband said I should call PetCo. and ask if they "shave ass".
.: Ashamed of my cat said on November 25, 2003 02:29 PM :: link it :.You're too early! Come back at April 8, 2002 05:08 PM to see this post.
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